The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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The Noise

Jul 20, 2026

AMC Shareholders Confuse Christopher Nolan With a Business Plan

AMC options surged out of the gate this morning with over 300,000 contracts traded as of writing....

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Jul 20, 2026

Options Traders Prepare to Lose Money in a Sophisticated New Way

Michael Khouw breaks down how he's trading Tesla into earnings....

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Jul 20, 2026

Spain Wins World Cup While You Were Panic-Selling Tech Stocks

Spain reclaimed football's biggest prize on Sunday, defeating Argentina 1-0 after extra time in a tense World Cup final....

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Jul 20, 2026

AMD Builds Expensive Shelving Unit, Calls It Innovation

AMD is taking aim at Nvidia with Helios, its first AI rack system, and has landed Microsoft as a new customer, joining Meta, OpenAI and Oracle....

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Jul 20, 2026

Military Plans Hormone Tests, Retail Traders Volunteer Immediately

While some research has shown benefits for patients who qualify, questions remain about the therapy's long-term risks and use among men without a medical need....

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Jul 20, 2026

Boeing CEO Discovers Concept of Financial Planning

CEO Kelly Ortberg signalled Boeing is focused more on stabilizing its existing business than rushing to develop a successor to its bestselling 737 MAX....

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