, August 05, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 20, 2026

A Credit Card For People Who Hate Having Equity

A HELOC card is different from a home equity line of credit — here's how to decide if it's right for you....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Half of Voters Discover What Socialism Looks Like

About half of voters believe it isn't appropriate for the U.S. government to own stakes in companies, a new CNBC poll found....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Social Security: A Pension You Pay For Twice

Your Social Security check will depend on your lifetime earnings and when you claim. Learn how the Social Security Administration calculates your benefits....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Bristol Myers Buys GPUs, Discovers Correlation Isn't Causation

Semiconductor stocks are higher, and Bristol Myers is buying new Nvidia chips for AI drug discovery....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Coinbase Expects Third Straight Quarter of Customers Not Trading

Speculators think in the company's second quarter earnings report, it will show trading volume fell for a third consecutive quarter....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Retail Investors Discover Leverage Works Both Ways

South Korean retail investors suffer heavy losses after Samsung and SK Hynix shares reverse sharply....

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