, August 05, 2026

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  Jul 20, 2026

Boeing CEO Discovers Time Still Linear

CEO Kelly Ortberg signalled Boeing is focused more on stabilizing its existing business than rushing to develop a successor to its best-selling 737 MAX....

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  Jul 20, 2026

FDA Retracts Lettuce Panic After Lab Tech Forgot to Calibrate

The FDA on Saturday hadΒ saidΒ that a sample of shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms tested positive for the parasitic illness....

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  Jul 20, 2026

China Sells 20% Fewer Cars, Retail Traders Panic-Google "Reversion"

Consumer demand for cars in China tumbles following record-high sales of 23.7 million units in 2025....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Samsung Spends $1.8 Billion on a Company Called PolyPeptide

South Korea's Samsung Biologics said on Monday that it had made an all-cash bid of 1.46 billion Swiss francs ($1.8 billion) for Switzerland's PolyPeptide Group....

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  Jul 20, 2026

TSMC Builds Factories Because Customers Want Chips

Speaking in an interview with CNBC, TSMC's Wendell Huang said the fresh investment comes on the back of robust customer demand....

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  Jul 20, 2026

Commodity Strategists Discover Weather Exists

Markets are underestimating the impact of climate volatility on a range of asset classes, commodity strategists say....

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