, September 23, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 05, 2026

Japanese Nutritionist Solves Inflammation, Retail Traders Still Broke

Japanese nutritionist and longevity expert Michiko Tomioka shares the inflammation-fighting foods that are always in her kitchen....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Walmart Delivers Donuts Now Because That Was the Missing Piece

Walmart's deal to deliver for Dunkin' follows one earlier this year for Subway sandwiches, as the nation's largest retailer targets Uber Eats and DoorDash....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Truckers Hauling Semiconductors Finally Learn What Semiconductors Are

Sprawling data center components from HVAC systems to tubing, wiring and semiconductors arrive primarily by truck, a boon for a business hit hard by trade wars....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Dolly Parton Confirms Retirement Is for People Who Hate Money

The idea of never retiring sounds awful to some, but inspiring to others who want to pursue their passions long after they've left full-time work....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Berkshire Hathaway Discovers the Internet

Berkshire Hathaway CEO Greg Abel tells CNBC the company is pursuing AI opportunities on two paths....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Putin Pauses Bombing Just Long Enough for Photo Op

Trump's push to end the fighting, now in its fifth year, has lost momentum as U.S. attention has been focused for the last six months on its war with Iran....

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