, August 05, 2026

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  Jul 19, 2026

Two Departments Agree Nothing Happened Which Means Something Happened

The Department of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security have both denied that any change in oversight has taken place....

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  Jul 19, 2026

FIFA Discovers Money Can Be Divided 48 Different Ways

FIFA expanded the payout for the 2026 World Cup, setting a record with a combined $871 million paid to the 48 participating teams....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Centcom Discovers Bombing Things Still Considered Strategy

Centcom says it hit Iran's coastal surveillance and air defense facilities a day after two U.S. troops were killed in an Iranian strike on Jordan....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Eli Lilly Buys the Right to Sell You Shrooms Legally

Eli Lilly's acquisition of psychedelic drug maker AtaiBeckley extends Big Pharma's embrace of a stigmatized class of medications for treating mental health....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Samsung Discovers Americans Also Work at Samsung

The Korean electronics giant as reportedly reduced staff at its U.S. display, phone and other consumer electronics operations....

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  Jul 19, 2026

Alphabet and Tesla Earnings Will Not Help Your Portfolio

The earnings season heats up this week with two megacaps set to release their latest results....

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