, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 03, 2026

Bond Traders Discover Gravity Still Works

The bond sell-off is owed to a mix of high government debt issuance, an oil-price shock that has reignited inflation concerns, and expectations of higher rates....

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  Sep 03, 2026

South Korea Bets Entire Economy on Memory Chips

If growth were to slow in the semiconductor sector, would the slowdown take the Korean economy with it?...

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  Sep 03, 2026

Broadcom Beats Guidance But Math Is Still Too Hard for Retail

We recently reduced our position size, which allows us to be more patient with this one....

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  Sep 03, 2026

PG&E CEO Discovers Begging Is Easier Than Not Starting Fires

PG&E CEO Patti Poppe said she's hopeful California lawmakers can revive wildfire liability reform after a failed proposal sent the utility’s shares tumbling....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Equinix Sells Rack Space, Calls It AI Innovation

Nvidia announced a new data center deal with Equinix and Together AI on Wednesday to help enterprise customers with open-model inference....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Microsoft Decides Transparency Might Be Worth Trying

Microsoft will begin reporting quarterly Azure revenue in dollars for the first time, providing more clarity about its business that competes with AWS....

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