, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 17, 2026

Iran Threatens Pipes That Bypass the Pipe-Threatening Chokepoint

Oil producers are building or contemplating new pipeline projects to bypass the Strait of Hormuz, but this infrastructure is still vulnerable, analysts said....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Alphabet Delays Vaporware, Stock Reacts to Schedule Everyone Knew

Alphabet announced the Gemini 3.5 Pro AI in May, saying it was being used internally but wouldn't be ready for a broader rollout until the following month....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Dallas Fed President Discovers One More Basis Point Will Fix Everything

The policymaker said this week's good inflation news wasn't good enough....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Cramer Names Five Stocks, Chart Patterns Name Zero

Jim Cramer and Jeff Marks offered their latest thoughts on the Investing Club's portfolio during the July Monthly Meeting....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Trump Media Monetizes the Mute Button

Trump Media launched an API to give paying customers real-time access to market-moving Truth Social posts....

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  Jul 16, 2026

SpaceX Shorts Hit 29% Because Nothing Says Conviction Like Betting Against Rockets

About 185 million SpaceX shares are now sold short, representing roughly 29% of the company's publicly tradable float, according to S3....

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