, August 06, 2026

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  Jul 16, 2026

Cramer Demands Receipts Like AI Owes Him Money

CNBC's Jim Cramer said he’s looking for companies to start showing measurable financial returns from their AI investments....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Fed Chair Confirms He Takes Phone Calls For a Living

Kevin Warsh said Wednesday that he speaks with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent frequently outside their regular weekly meetings....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Fed Confirms Bars Made Money During Sporting Event

The latest edition of the Fed's Beige Book indicated that the soccer tournament wasn't necessarily translating to broader economic growth....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Fed Chairman Reads From Script, Markets Pretend It Matters

The new Fed chairman avoided major stumbles in two days of testimony before the House and Senate, but faces a rapid test of his commitment to price stability....

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  Jul 16, 2026

United Airlines Discovers Addition, Warns Investors

United reported higher revenue for premium, corporate and no-frills basic economy tickets and higher revenue for both domestic and international trips....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Chase Sapphire Preferred Holder Opens 70 More Cards Looking for Personality

It's a bit clichΓ© at this point, but there's a reason the Chase Sapphire Preferred is such a great travel credit card....

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