The Supreme Court ruled that President Trump can keep building his White House ballroom. The East Wing is gone. Demolished. Replaced by a dance floor large enough to host whatever it is Trump does at parties.
This happened in 2025. The construction continued through 2026. Nobody stopped it. The highest court in America looked at a ballroom and said sure, keep going.
You know what didn't get built during this time? Your trading strategy. You spent eighteen months watching TikTok gurus explain cup-and-handle patterns while the President of the United States turned a historic building into a venue space. He's got contractors. You've got a Robinhood account with $847 in it and a pending margin call.
The East Wing stood for decades. Survived wars. Survived scandals. Could not survive Trump's vision of hospitality infrastructure. He looked at American history and said this needs a bigger room for the Electric Slide.
Courts debated this. Lawyers filed briefs. The Supreme Court convened. They ruled on whether a ballroom belongs in the White House. This is how institutions spend their time while you're panic-selling AMD at a loss because someone on Reddit said the chart looks bearish.
The construction continues. The ballroom grows. Trump wins again. You're still trying to figure out if 0DTE options are a hedge or a cry for help.
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