, September 21, 2026

ABC Pulls Senate Interview After FCC Threatens Equal Time for Morons


ABC has come under increased pressure from the FCC, and the Trump administration has raised concerns about equal air time for political candidates.

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ABC Pulls Senate Interview After FCC Threatens Equal Time for Morons

Kimmel won't air his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico because ABC got spooked by FCC threats about equal airtime rules. The Trump administration decided political fairness matters now. ABC folded faster than your portfolio during last year's tech rout.

The equal time provision means if you give one candidate airtime, you have to offer the same to their opponent. Simple math. ABC looked at that equation and realized they'd have to let Ted Cruz's challengerβ€”or Cruz himselfβ€”do standup bits about healthcare policy for eleven minutes. They chose death instead.

Talarico is a Democrat running for Senate in Texas. He was scheduled to appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Now he's not. The FCC under Trump has been leaning on broadcasters about this rule, which has existed since 1934 but apparently needed fresh enforcement right before the 2026 midterms. Perfect timing. No agenda detected.

ABC's parent company Disney probably ran the numbers. Air one Senate candidate talking to a late-night host, then field requests from every lunatic running for office in America who wants their own comedy segment. Or just spike the interview and pretend it never happened. They went with option two.

The network that airs The Bachelor just decided political discourse was too complicated to navigate. They can orchestrate 30 women fighting over a pharmaceutical sales rep named Brayden, but equal time rules broke their brains.

Kimmel told his audience the interview was taped and ready. ABC killed it anyway. Talarico tweeted about it. The FCC said nothing. Trump's people probably high-fived. And somewhere a compliance lawyer at Disney just got promoted for saving the company from having to give airtime to a Libertarian who wants to abolish traffic lights.

This is what happens when broadcasters remember they need FCC licenses more than they need Senate candidates from Texas doing crowd work.

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