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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Sep 05, 2026

MAGA Inc. Discovers Texans Can Read Direct Mail

MAGA, Inc., has at least $400 million in campaign funds that GOP candidates have been waiting for the president to deploy....

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  Sep 05, 2026

LeBron James Discovers Betting Markets, Retail Traders Doomed

LeBron James on Saturday teased an upcoming partnership with the prediction markets platform Polymarket in a social media post....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Hedge Fund Admits Charts Don't Work When Numbers Go Up

We initiated positions in defensive stocks to balance our AI exposure amid higher oil prices and Treasury yields....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Retail Traders Add "Geopolitical Risk" to List of Things They Don't Understand

Three Iranian crude oil carriers were hit by U.S. forces on Saturday near Iran's key oil export hub, Kharg Island, in the Gulf, U.S. Central Command reported....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Japanese Nutritionist Solves Inflammation, Retail Traders Still Broke

Japanese nutritionist and longevity expert Michiko Tomioka shares the inflammation-fighting foods that are always in her kitchen....

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  Sep 05, 2026

Walmart Delivers Donuts Now Because That Was the Missing Piece

Walmart's deal to deliver for Dunkin' follows one earlier this year for Subway sandwiches, as the nation's largest retailer targets Uber Eats and DoorDash....

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