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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Sep 03, 2026

Goldman Sachs Discovers the Concept of Buying Low

The firm still sees an opportunity to grab attractive dividend-paying energy names, despite the sector's run higher this year....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Robinhood Users Celebrate September By Lighting Money On Fire

Options traders are kicking off the historically worst month for stocks by piling on bullish bets on a handful of retail trading favorites....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Vance Discovers the Federal Reserve Has a Phone

Vice President J.D. Vance's remarks came less than two weeks before the Federal Open Market Committee is set to convene and decide whether to adjust rates....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Microsoft Charges You Per Hour to Not Own Video Games

Xbox Game Pass subscribers will have cloud gaming capped starting in November....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Piper Sandler Bets on Degenerate Gambling Season

With less than a week until the start of football season, Piper Sandler expects Rothera's prediction market activity to jump....

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  Sep 03, 2026

Billionaire Discovers Lawyers Can File Paperwork

Black's attorneys say the NDAs being sought by the panel have nothing to do with his dealings with notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein....

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