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Phil McCandleStick

Phil McCandleStick

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  Sep 07, 2026

G20 Discovers Exporting Is When You Sell Things to Other Countries

A Group of 20 finance meeting in the U.S. this month has now elevated the debate over whether China's exports have cost people in other countries their jobs....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Amazon Discovers Runways Have Suggested Lengths

The chair of the National Transportation Safety Board didn't provide details on the cause of the crash in Miami, which killed at least five people....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Trump Discovers Trade Policy While Canada Discovers F*ck You

Trump's announcement comes on the eve of Canadian retaliatory tariffs set to take effect Tuesday on $20 billion of U.S. goods....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Emergency Loans For People Who Make Emergency Decisions

If you're in need of fast cash but have weak credit, you still have options....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Saudi Aramco Facilities Hit, Retail Traders Check Fibonacci Retracements

Renewed attacks between the adversaries in the Iran war pushed oil prices up on Monday....

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  Sep 07, 2026

Man Performs Unemployment for Paying Audience

After months of fruitlessly searching for a job, Tim Millard decided to turn his calamity into comedy....

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