, September 20, 2026

Buffett Appoints Son to Babysit His Corpse


Warren Buffett steps down as Berkshire Hathaway's chairman, passing the job to his son, Howard.

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Buffett Appoints Son to Babysit His Corpse

Warren Buffett stepped down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway. Passed the job to his son Howard. Not Greg Abel, the guy running the actual company. Not anyone with a background in capital allocation. His son.

Howard Buffett is a farmer. Grows corn and soybeans in Illinois. Has spent decades taking photos in Africa. Now he's chairman of a $900 billion conglomerate because his dad f*cked his mom in the 1950s. Meritocracy works.

The chairman role at Berkshire doesn't control investments. Doesn't pick stocks. Doesn't run operations. Exists purely to make sure future CEOs don't turn the company into a leveraged crypto fund. Warren looked at the entire global talent pool and decided the best person to preserve his legacy was someone who shares his DNA. Confidence inspiring.

Greg Abel will still run everything. He'll allocate capital. He'll buy companies. He'll make every decision that matters. Howard will attend four board meetings a year and make sure Greg doesn't start selling indexed annuities at truck stops. That's the job. Professional son.

Retail traders saw this headline and immediately checked BRK.B for a dip. Found none. Got confused. Went to Reddit to ask if this was bullish or bearish. Seventeen people told them to buy calls. Twelve said puts. Three suggested shares. One guy posted a picture of his dog. Nobody mentioned that the actual business operations didn't change at all. Nobody cared. Just wanted to know which direction to gamble.

Warren spent sixty years building Berkshire into a compounding machine. Preached about rational capital allocation and long-term thinking. Then made his final act of corporate governance a biology-based appointment. The greatest investor of all time just admitted he trusts chromosomes more than competence.

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