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Elon Musk Bought Democracy. Democracy Asked for a Refund.


Elon Musk's spending may have become a liability as voters in exit polls raised concerns about government corruption and the growing influence of billionaires.

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Elon Musk Bought Democracy. Democracy Asked for a Refund.

Elon Musk spent a fortune on politics. Voters looked at the receipt.

Exit polls showed people worried about government corruption and billionaire influence. Musk is a billionaire. He influenced things. The math is not complicated, but I understand if you need a calculator.

Picture the pitch meeting. Give hundreds of millions to one political party. Watch voters get nervous about rich guys buying elections. Be surprised. Somebody got a bonus for that plan.

Tech billionaires had a rough night. Their favorite product, the future, got a one-star review. Democrats drubbed Republicans, and the richest man alive learned that money can buy many things, but not a vibe.

Retail traders will now buy Tesla on the dip. They will call it conviction. It is not conviction. It is a hostage situation with a brokerage app.

Wall Street analysts will explain the political risk premium. They will use charts. The charts will have arrows. None of it matters. A voter in a minivan already priced in the billionaire discount, and she did it for free.

Musk has a rocket company. If this keeps up, he can use it to find a state that still returns his calls.

Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

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