Brent crude jumped to $107 because Trump rejected Iran's offer to reopen the Hormuz Strait within seven days if certain conditions were met. Retail traders saw this headline and immediately bought oil futures with money they don't have. They're treating geopolitics like a slot machine that pays out in West Texas Intermediate.
Iran dangled the prospect of reopening one of the world's most critical shipping chokepoints. Trump said no thanks. The Strait remains closed or threatened or whatever the current status is that makes headlines sound apocalyptic. Every oil trader on Earth is now pretending they understand Middle Eastern diplomacy while staring at a candlestick chart from TradingView.
The seven-day timeline is my favorite part. Iran specified a week. Not six days. Not ten days. Seven days, as if they're running a limited-time promotion on regional stability. Act now and we'll throw in resumed negotiations absolutely free. Operators are standing by.
Tehran attached conditions to the deal. The article doesn't say what those conditions were, which means every amateur geopolitical analyst on FinTwit is filling in the blanks with their own fan fiction. They're convinced they cracked the code because they read three Reuters headlines and watched a YouTube video about shipping lanes.
Trump rejected the proposal. Oil went up. Traders are now pricing in every worst-case scenario they can Google. They've convinced themselves they're hedging against supply disruptions when really they're just gambling on whether two governments can agree on anything before their call options expire worthless.
The Hormuz Strait could stay closed forever and some guy in New Jersey will still lose his mortgage payment on a leveraged oil ETF because he thought he understood Iranian foreign policy better than the State Department.
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