, September 20, 2026

  Jul 25, 2026

Senator Sells Pennsylvania School Bonds, Presumably Because He's Already Gotten Everything He Needs From Pennsylvania Schools

David McCormick, United States Senator and man who presumably owns a very nice...

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  Jul 25, 2026

Senator Sells Pennsylvania Toll Road Bond, Files Paperwork 31 Days Later, Democracy Thrives

David McCormick, United States Senator and apparent connoisseur of mid-maturity municipal debt,...

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  Jul 24, 2026

Senator Buys Goldman Product Tied to Foreign Stocks, Files Paperwork 30 Days Later, Democracy Remains Intact

Good news, everyone. Senator David McCormick has filed his STOCK Act disclosure, which...

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  Jul 24, 2026

Senator Buys Something Called a "Managed Structured Note" and We're All Just Supposed to Nod Along

David McCormick, United States Senator, sat down on June 2nd and purchased somewhere...

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  Jul 24, 2026

Senator Buys Sewer Bonds, Proves Democracy Is Working as Intended

David McCormick, United States Senator, has filed a disclosure revealing that sometime around...

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  Jul 24, 2026

Senator Buys Up to Half a Million in Citigroup Paper, Discloses It Only After the Market Has Had Time to Think About It

Good news, everyone. Senator John R. Curtis of Utah — a man whose primary...

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