, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 16, 2026

SpaceX Falls Below Price That Didn't Exist Until Recently

SpaceX shares fell for a fourth-straight session on Wednesday days after entering the Nasdaq-100...

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  Jul 16, 2026

Senate Confirms Nobody Knows What Intelligence Means Anymore

The Senate Intelligence Committee is considering Jay Clayton's nomination to be the director of national intelligence....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Stock Does Exactly What It Wants, Portfolio Managers Pretend They Meant It

Johnson & Johnson's quarter was imperfect, but enough is going right to validate our ownership of the stock....

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  Jul 16, 2026

Professionals Recommend Buying Bonds During a Bond Rally

Professionals still see opportunities ahead for municipal bond investors....

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  Jul 15, 2026

AWS Executive Leaves After 18 Years, Retail Traders Check Portfolios

Brown helped launch one of AWS' oldest services and also oversaw its compute and machine learning units....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Government Changes Rules on Debt It Already Wasn't Forgiving

Recent changes to Public Service Loan Forgiveness should prompt borrowers to confirm that their repayment plan and loan type remain eligible for the relief....

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