, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 02, 2026

BP Fires One Guy, Hires Another Guy, Calls It News

BP on Wednesday formally appointed Ian Tyler as chair after a surprise dismissal of former chairman Albert Manifold sparked boardroom turmoil....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Central Bank Gives Itself Permission to Do What It Already Decided

The GDP print will allow the Reserve Bank of Australia room to go ahead with its policy tightening as it seeks to curb inflation....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Analysts Raise Price Target After Stock Fails to Move

The stock's muted reaction in extended trading Tuesday is not a reflection of the company's results....

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  Sep 02, 2026

China Votes No, Bessent Pivots to Iran, Markets Remain Useless

Bessent is leading the Trump administration's plan to choke off Iran's economy by threatening its business partners with secondary sanctions....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Congress Discovers Socialism Still Bad Right Before Voting Season

Republicans also inserted a call to pass the highly controversial voter-ID bill known as the SAVE America Act into the socialism resolution....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Palo Alto Networks Stock Doubles Because Retail Forgot About Valuations

Palo Alto Networks' stock has nearly doubled this year as AI boosts demand for security detection and response tools...

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