, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 02, 2026

China Votes No, Bessent Pivots to Iran, Markets Remain Useless

Bessent is leading the Trump administration's plan to choke off Iran's economy by threatening its business partners with secondary sanctions....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Congress Discovers Socialism Still Bad Right Before Voting Season

Republicans also inserted a call to pass the highly controversial voter-ID bill known as the SAVE America Act into the socialism resolution....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Palo Alto Networks Stock Doubles Because Retail Forgot About Valuations

Palo Alto Networks' stock has nearly doubled this year as AI boosts demand for security detection and response tools...

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  Sep 02, 2026

Billionaire Buys Expensive Thing With Other Expensive Things

Kroenke Sports and Entertainment was valued at more than $26 billion in CNBC's most recent list of the world's most valuable sports empires....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Dell Triples Its Guess After Doubling Its Previous Guess

Dell sees AI server revenue tripling in fiscal 2027. Six months ago, it was looking for the number to double....

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  Sep 02, 2026

Oil Goes Up So Bonds Go Down: A F*cking Masterclass

Treasury yields increased on Tuesday as investors monitored a reignition of tensions in the Middle East....

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