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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 01, 2026

AI Token Holders Discover New Ways to Lose Money

A closely followed measure of artificial intelligence token prices touched fresh lows....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Traders Discover Coin Has Two Sides

Traders see 50-50 odds that the U.S. economy added more than 50,000 jobs last month....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Anthropic Reverses Course After Customers Read the Fine Print

Anthropic's Enterprise Frontier Safeguards are a response to customer feedback....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Congress Discovers New Way to Do Nothing While Appearing Busy

Comprehensive industry legislation teeters on the brink amid growing doubts the bill will cross the finish line....

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  Sep 01, 2026

SoftBank Sells You a Data Center That Doesn't Exist Yet

SB Energy hasn't generated any revenue from its data center business, and none of its data centers are operational yet....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Apple CEO Swap Occurs During Expensive RAM Season

John Ternus' first day as Apple CEO comes at a critical juncture for the iPhone maker, with memory prices soaring and AI challenges looming....

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