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The Noise

  Jul 15, 2026

Morgan Stanley Makes Money When People Trade, Reports Making Money

Like at peers Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase, a massive beat in equities trading drove the quarter's outsized results....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Stripe Offers $53 Billion For Company Worth Whatever Stripe Says It's Worth

Stripe and Advent International have made a joint offer to acquire PayPal for $60.50 per share, in a deal that would valued at more than $53 billion....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Homebuyers Discover Calendars, Interest Rates Still Exist

Mortgage rates moved higher last week, causing buyers to pull back, but refinancing did see small gains....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Alibaba Stock Pumps on News That Changes Nothing

The Cyberspace Administration of China on Wednesday included Apple's AI services on a list of approved providers....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Analyst Discovers You Can Just Start a Bank

The new firm, Yorkville Ives & Co., will combine investment banking, equity research, institutional trading and principal investing....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Premarket Movers Excite People Who Wake Up Too Early

These are the stocks posting the largest moves premarket....

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