, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 01, 2026

Students Ruin Perfectly Good College Experience With Planning

As AI continues to reshape industries, some students are wondering what their careers will look like once they graduate....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Used Car Buyers Celebrate Paying $19,999 for Someone Else's Problem

The share of used cars listed at under $20,000 has dropped from pre-pandemic levels against a backdrop of high inflation....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Cars Without Drivers Expand Into Markets Without Riders

Waymo is bringing driverless rides to three more cities, and Amazon plans to start testing in two additional U.S. markets....

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  Sep 01, 2026

TikTok Teaches Americans How to Impulse Buy on Camera

Whatnot and TikTok are tapping into its potential livestream shopping in the U.S. after a decade of massive success in China....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Trump Discovers Addition, Aims for 20%

Trump argued rapid growth should not prompt Fed rate hikes, even as inflation remains above the central bank’s 2% target....

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  Sep 01, 2026

Cramer Compiles List While Markets Ignore Him

Robinhood lands an upgrades. And is there a path for rates to go lower?...

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