, August 06, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 15, 2026

ASML Raises Guidance Twice Because Once Wasn't Humiliating Enough

ASML on Wednesday raised its guidance for a second time this year as its customers continue to ramp up their production capacity of AI chips....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Lenders Discover Three New Ways to Charge You More

Choosing specific lenders and loan types, plus improving your credit, can help you save....

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  Jul 15, 2026

SK Hynix Shares Jump Because U.S. Shares Jumped First

SK Hynix led a broad rally in Asian technology shares on Wednesday, tracking a rebound in U.S. semiconductor shares after a sharp selloff earlier this week....

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  Jul 15, 2026

China Misses Target, Retail Traders Google "What Is GDP"

That second-quarter growth came below Beijing's full-year growth target range of 4.5% to 5%, the least ambitious goal in decades....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Europe Builds Flying Robots Because Humans Keep Missing

Drones and autonomous systems are moving from niche battlefield tools to a core part of modern warfare....

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  Jul 15, 2026

Cramer Compares His Current Mistake to His Previous Mistake

CNBC's Jim Cramer said today's stock market is far less concerning than it was during the dot-com bubble....

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