, September 24, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 31, 2026

Two Men Say Words at Meeting, Markets Ignore Them

This was CNBC's live blog of day one of the U.S. G20 finance ministerial in Asheville, North Carolina....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Lilly Buys More Companies With Your Wegovy Envy Money

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Aug 31, 2026

CNBC Discovers the Concept of Annual Fees

Lots of cards feature these benefits, but the key question is: How much do they cost?...

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  Aug 31, 2026

Kalshi Bans Man Who Bet on His Own Attendance

Former GOP Rep. George Santos, of New York, has drawn fire for allegedly trading on whether he would attend this year's State of the Union address....

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  Aug 31, 2026

American Airlines Discovers Corporate Charity Tax Loophole

To help fund Trump Accounts, American Airlines said it will match the federal $1,000 contribution for employees' children....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Homebuyers Plan Financial Future Based on Article About Future

Mortgage rates aren't expected to get much cheaper for homebuyers in 2027, especially if inflation stays high....

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