, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 13, 2026

Researchers Confirm AI Will Replace You But Slower If You're Old

AI may either prompt some older workers to leave their jobs or help make their roles more efficient, research finds. Here's which careers may be most affected....

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  Jul 13, 2026

South Carolina Discovers Politics Involves Replacing People Who Leave

South Carolina GOP Rep. Nancy Mace and Gov. Henry McMaster are among the first to be floated for the Senate seat vacated by Lindsey Graham....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Kalshi Fixes Problems Created By Kalshi

The platform is designed to alleviate problems the company's most active traders have run into, according to a memo provided to CNBC....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Consumers Finance Groceries, Shocked by Consequences

'Buy Now, Pay Later' loans have been on the rise as consumers look to the products not to pay for luxuries, but to help manage the rising cost of daily expenses. New data now show a growing number of borrowers are falling behind. CNBC's Sharon Epperson joins 'Squawk Box' with more....

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  Jul 13, 2026

India's Inflation Report Prompts Retail Trader to Google "Iran War"

Inflation has risen for the eighth straight month in India, as food and energy prices rise due to the Iran war and deficient rainfall....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Jefferies Upgrades Stock After It Already Ate Shit

The investment firm upgraded the stock to buy from hold....

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