, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jul 13, 2026

Chinese EVs Invade Countries That Can't Afford Them Either

China has a saturated domestic market, which has led Chinese companies to look elsewhere to sell electric vehicles....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Meta Spends $50 Billion to Heat Up Louisiana Swampland

Meta said the planned Hyperion data center supercluster in Richland Parish, Louisiana, will be a 5GW facility and cost over $50 billion....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Retail Traders Pivot to Geopolitical Analysis, Still Can't Read a Chart

Iran responded to a fresh wave of strikes by U.S. forces by launching an attack on American military bases in several Gulf states....

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  Jul 13, 2026

TSMC Reports Number That Will Ruin Someone's Life

Ahead of its second-quarter earnings, TSMC reported its June and first-half revenue for 2026....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Kospi Down 7% But Your Portfolio Was Already Dead

Traders weighed the latest events in the Middle East and braced for a slew of corporate earnings reports due out later in the week....

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  Jul 13, 2026

Retail Traders Pivot to Geopolitical Risk Management

Iran responded to a fresh wave of strikes by U.S. forces by launching an attack on American military bases in several Gulf states....

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