, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 31, 2026

Kalshi Bans Man Who Bet on His Own Attendance

Former GOP Rep. George Santos, of New York, has drawn fire for allegedly trading on whether he would attend this year's State of the Union address....

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  Aug 31, 2026

American Airlines Discovers Corporate Charity Tax Loophole

To help fund Trump Accounts, American Airlines said it will match the federal $1,000 contribution for employees' children....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Homebuyers Plan Financial Future Based on Article About Future

Mortgage rates aren't expected to get much cheaper for homebuyers in 2027, especially if inflation stays high....

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  Aug 31, 2026

OpenAI Discovers Advertising After Inventing Artificial Intelligence

OpenAI's move to serve ads in ChatGPT earlier this year drew ridicule from its chief rival, Anthropic, in the form of a Super Bowl commercial....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Arbitrator Clears Gemini After Users Lose Everything

An arbitrator earlier this month said Gemini Space Station did not mislead users of its Earn program....

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  Aug 31, 2026

Aon Buys USI to Create Something That Already Exists

The insurance broker said the merger will create the premiere U.S. middle-market platform....

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