, August 07, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 13, 2026

SK Hynix Discovers Geography Still Exists

SK Hynix Inc. shares tumbled over 15% in Seoul on Monday after the chipmaker's blockbuster Nasdaq debut....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Markets Discover Missiles Still Don't Show Up on a Chart

Traders weighed the latest events in the Middle East and braced for a slew of corporate earnings reports due out later in the week....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Senate Leader Falls Down, Market Remains Unimpressed

McConnell is the longest-serving party leader in Senate history....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Stock Futures Discover Price Discovery During Discovery Process

Traders weighed the latest events in the Middle East and braced for a slew of corporate earnings reports due out later in the week....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Khosla Family Spends $9.6 Billion on Depreciating Helmets

Paul Allen's estate announced on Feb. 18 that it was selling the team, which is coming off its second Super Bowl victory in franchise history....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Senate Leader Falls Down, Market Remains Unaffected

McConnell is the longest-serving party leader in Senate history....

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