, August 07, 2026

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  Jul 12, 2026

Parenting Expert Discovers Kids Prefer Parents Who Aren't Insufferable

After studying more than 200 parent-child relationships, parenting expert Reem Raouda shares the habits that help kids feel comfortable talking to their parents — from childhood through adulthood....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Futures Drop Because Bombs Dropped and This Makes Perfect Sense

Traders weighed the latest events in the Middle East and braced for a slew of corporate earnings reports due out later in the week....

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  Jul 12, 2026

South Carolina Discovers Politics Still Requires Warm Bodies

South Carolina GOP Rep. Nancy Mace and Gov. Henry McMaster are among the first to be floated for the Senate seat vacated by Lindsey Graham....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Union Boss Accused of Retaliation Shocks No One Who's Met a Union Boss

A report found that Shawn Fain retaliated against a union official, Rich Boyer, after Boyer pushed back against some of Fain's actions....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Netflix Raises Prices Again and Calls It Self-Care

Following a wave of price hikes, at-home pastimes like streaming movies or playing video games are pinching pocketbooks....

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  Jul 12, 2026

Retail Traders Now Hedging Portfolios With Bomb Shelters

The U.S. and Iran exchanged a barrage of missile and drone airstrikes amid a dispute over the status of the Strait of Hormuz....

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