, August 07, 2026

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  Jul 11, 2026

Evacuating 2 Million People Still Easier Than Explaining Stop Losses

Typhoon Bavi made landfall late on Saturday in the coastal city of Taizhou in eastern China, where nearly 2 million people were evacuated,...

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  Jul 11, 2026

Charts Don't Care About Your Barrel of Anxiety

Chip stocks had a wild but strong week. Meta led our portfolio higher....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Expert Recommends Buying What Nobody Wanted For Six Months

ETF Action's Mike Akins is encouraging investors to boost exposure to groups that underperformed compared with major artificial intelligence stocks....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Government Launches Savings Account for People Who Can't Vote Yet

Trump Accounts officially launched in July, introducing a new tax-deferred investing option for children. Here are the key features....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Neuralink Drills Holes While Competitor Sells Headbands

Interest in brain-computer interfaces is rising as it promises to help people with compromised neural abilities....

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  Jul 11, 2026

Experts Confirm Benefits Arriving After You're Dead

While the legislation is aimed at least partly at addressing affordability, experts say the benefits of the measure will take time to show up in the market....

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