, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 30, 2026

Glaciers Now Collapsing Faster Than Your Portfolio

A glacier collapsed on the Nepal-China border. Thousands are missing. Rescuers are...

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  Aug 30, 2026

Iceland Votes No on EU While Retail Traders Google "Where Is Iceland"

Icelanders voted 52.8% to 47.2% against reopening talks to join the European Union....

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  Aug 30, 2026

NASA Spends Billions Launching Telescope That Won't Take Pictures for Three Months

The bus-sized telescope — named after the late Nancy Grace Roman, NASA's first chief astronomer — will take more than three months to reach its destination....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Retailers Discover Accounting Has Multiple Choice Questions

Retailers have diverged on how they've reported tariff refunds in their earnings this quarter, with some choosing to lower prices and others boosting margins....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Iceland Votes No on EU While Watching America Shop for Islands

Icelanders voted 52.8% to 47.2% against reopening talks to join the European Union....

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  Aug 30, 2026

Wall Street Analysts Recommend Buying Income You Already Don't Have

These three dividend stocks offer steady income in turbulent markets....

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