Icelanders rejected EU membership talks by a margin of 52.8% to 47.2%. Trump threatened Greenland. Iceland said no anyway. These are unrelated facts that someone decided belonged in the same headline.
The entire premise assumes Iceland was sitting around worrying about Greenland. They were not. Iceland is an island nation of 400,000 people who heat their homes with volcanoes and eat fermented shark. They do not need Brussels telling them what to do. They especially do not need to join a trading bloc because the guy who bankrupted three casinos wants an island 800 miles away.
Retail traders saw this headline and immediately pulled up their brokerage apps. They started searching for Iceland ETFs. There are none. They pivoted to European bank stocks. They bought calls on companies that do not operate in Iceland. They will lose money on Monday and blame Jerome Powell.
The vote was close enough that 47.2% of Icelanders apparently thought EU membership was worth considering. This means nearly half the country looked at the current state of European politics and said yes please, we would like some of that. The other half looked at the same situation and said we will stick with the fermented shark.
Trump's Greenland threats had zero impact on this vote. None. Iceland knows Greenland is Danish. They know Denmark is in NATO. They know Trump cannot buy Greenland the same way he cannot buy Iceland or Costco or good press. The vote was about Iceland and the EU. That is it.
Your portfolio is not affected by this. Iceland's GDP is smaller than Delaware's. The krΓ³na is not a reserve currency. No Icelandic company is in the S&P 500. But you will read seventeen articles this week explaining why this vote means something for your tech stocks. It does not.
Congratulations to Iceland for making a decision about Iceland that has nothing to do with your trading account and never will.
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