, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 28, 2026

Delta Offers Miles You'll Never Use for Flights You Can't Book

Compared to previous offers, these Delta card bonuses are unusually valuable. Here's how to earn up to 200,000 bonus miles or multiple flight certificates....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Salesforce Stock Surges After CEO Promises Computers Will Think

Salesforce's stock had its second-best day on record following earnings, as Wall Street shows renewed confidence in CEO Marc Benioff's AI story....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Marvell Grows Revenue 37% and Gets Punished for It

Marvell Technology shares fell Friday despite a second-quarter revenue beat, as its fiscal 2028 outlook failed to meet investors' expectations....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Taylor Farms Scales Up Just in Time to Scale Up Your Diarrhea

Taylor Farms and other suppliers have become larger and more integral to the U.S. food system, complicating foodborne illnesses such as cyclosporiasis....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Iran Discovers Diplomacy Still Exists After Checking Notes

Iran said the conflict in the Gaza Strip has to end, Israel has to withdraw from Lebanon and also halt its attacks on Syria....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Lucid Recalls 27,000 Cars That Might Become Bonfires

Lucid is recalling 27,185 of its ⁠flagship Air luxury sedans in the U.S., because an ​exterior lighting ​circuit ​could overheat and increase risk of a fire....

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