, September 26, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Aug 28, 2026

Imax Puts Itself on Sale, Discovers It's Overpriced

Imax's stock and box office are breaking records, but studio conflicts and a soaring valuation complicate the list of who could bid for the company....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Navy Discovers Boats Still Useful for Blocking Things

The U.S. has shifted to a campaign of economic warfare, after a dozen waves of airstrikes in July failed to force Tehran to abandon its claim to Hormuz....

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  Aug 28, 2026

BioCryst Discovers Profitability, Immediately Plans to Spend It

Rare disease drug development is getting a boost from new funding models and a growing group of smaller biotech buyers....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Labor Department Discovers Health Insurance Still Costs Money

The agency has submitted a rule proposal to the White House that could allow more workers to get health insurance through association health plans....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Federal Judge Discovers Mail Still Exists, Markets Unaffected

A federal judge on Thursday halted — at least for now — attempts to implement President Donald Trump's executive order limiting mail voting....

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  Aug 28, 2026

Russia Advances While Traders Check EU Asset Unlock Schedule

Russia claims advances toward Sloviansk and Kramatorsk as fighting intensifies in Donetsk....

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