, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 17, 2026

Fed Hikes Rates, Retail Traders Check When 2023 Was

The Federal Reserve raised its benchmark interest rate by a quarter percentage point....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Treasury Bills: For When You've Given Up But Want 5%

From money market funds to Treasury bills, where experts are stashing their cash — and some of the yields they're finding....

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  Sep 17, 2026

Gundlach Wants You to Know He Would Have Done It Better

The Fed should have hiked rates by half percentage point rather than a quarter, the investor told CNBC....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Boeing Still Figuring Out How Wings Work

Boeing CEO Kelly Ortberg said wing production at its Renton, Washington, factory is a hold up, adding the company has plans to address it....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Apollo Discovers Credit Default Swaps Exist, Issues Warning

Credit default swaps for companies building data centers are getting pricier, and it's not because banks are hedging more of their bets....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Fed Adjusts Number That Nobody Checks Before Refinancing Anyway

The Fed's quarter-point rate hike will impact a range of consumer borrowing and savings costs, including mortgages, credit cards, car loans and deposit rates....

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