, August 08, 2026

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  Jul 09, 2026

CNBC Emails 50 Companies, Gets Ghosted by 45

CNBC reached out to 50 companies about what are their trading policies for employees on prediction markets. A handful had an answer....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Arora Demands 90% Discount on Widgets He Doesn't Understand

Palo Alto Networks CEO Nikesh Arora said high token costs could prevent businesses from adopting artificial intelligence at scale....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Trump Dances for Teens While You're Down 38% YTD

Trump is the most followed world leader on the app, with nearly 17 million followers....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Walmart Employees Discover Geography Still Exists

Arkansas is the Most Improved State for Business in CNBC's annual Top States rankings, as working-age adults are attracted by low costs and quality of life....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Josh Allen Prepares Backup Career for When His Knees Stop Working

Buffalo Bills star QB Josh Allen told CNBC Sport he would consider a post-playing NFL broadcast career, but he also cited reservations....

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  Jul 09, 2026

Traders Discover Options Can Be Placed on Indices

One of the biggest options trades in the entire market Thursday seems to suggest small caps might lead the next move up or down....

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