, August 02, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 30, 2026

Jersey Mike's Discovers Gravity Still Works

Jersey Mike's priced its initial public offering at $23 per share....

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  Jul 30, 2026

China Wins By Not Trying To Win

The future of AI may be dictated not by who builds the smartest model, but who builds the models everyone runs on. Right now, that's China....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Jay Woods Recommends Buying Hamburgers Based On Chart Squiggles

Given low volatility on earnings day, a good support area and the fundamental story changing in much of the sector, McDonald's may be worth a quick stop....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Federal Government Stops Spending, Retail Traders Blame Their Calls

While the GDP number was below expectations, the miss appeared to come from a decline in federal government spending and inventories....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Stellantis Makes Money After Not Making Money

Auto giant Stellantis on Thursday swung to profit in the second quarter, boosted by rising demand in North America....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Wall Street Recommends You Skip the Profits for the Vibes

Several renewable and AI-linked stocks that may be better buys than the majors right now, according to Wall Street....

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