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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 01, 2026

Your Retirement Savings Are Waiting in a Hallway

Workers with small 401(k) balances are cashing out less often under an automatic portability program, but most accounts remain in temporary IRAs....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Weil Closes After 95 Years; Recruiter Says Update Your Résumé

Legal recruiter Danielle Thompson shares her best advice for the employees of Weil, Gotshal & Manges and others who face a company wind-down or dissolution....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Bank of America Says Hurry. Your Rent Disagrees.

The firm named a slew of undervalued stocks to buy ahead of quarterly reports....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Lindsey Carter Turned $20K of Debt Into Leggings. You Turned $20K Into Dogecoin.

Set Active founder Lindsey Carter shares how she learned to separate her professional stress from her personal life while growing her athleisure company....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Intel Down 29%, Experts Say "Maybe Wait Until 2027"

Intel's sell-off could be a chance to buy the dip, but you need a long investing horizon....

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  Nov 01, 2026

Retail Traders Discover Art, Immediately Overpay for It

A guide to beginning an art collection, including how to research artists, what to buy, and where to connect, from galleries to fairs to auction houses....

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