, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 16, 2026

Analyst Predicts Number He Made Up Will Happen Later

Intel could hit as much as $200 per share in two years as it continues to strike lucrative deals with top chipmakers, per Melius Research....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Frank Cappelleri Knows Which Healthcare Stock You'll Lose Money On

Frank Cappelleri of CappThesis breaks down the technicals on this name....

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  Sep 16, 2026

J.B. Hunt Discovers Price Discovery The Hard Way

Shares of J.B. Hunt plunged more than 10% Wednesday after the company warned of an earnings drop between 5% and 10%....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Congress Names Sanctions After Dead Guy, Hopes Russia Notices

The Lindsey Graham Russia sanctions bill is on a path to become law after the House votes in favor....

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  Sep 16, 2026

OpenAI Investors Discover Money Still Buys Shares of Things

OpenAI is gearing up for what is widely expected to be a blockbuster IPO next year, after it confidentially filed its prospectus in June....

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  Sep 16, 2026

Canada Applies for Backup Friend After America Gets Weird

EU chief Ursula von der Leyen said the bloc wants to open the door for Canada to become its first associate member, signaling a major deepening of ties....

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