, August 03, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 30, 2026

Drone Hits Ships, Traders Check Mediterranean Shipping Routes They Can't Pronounce

The unclaimed attack comes as Iran, its Houthi alllies in Yemen and Iraqi militias have widened strikes on energy infrastructure across the region....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Refinancing Costs Money, Genius

Refinancing isn't typically free, so here's how to make sure it's a good deal for you....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Samsung Predicts Future It Has Financial Incentive to Predict

Samsung Electronics extended its record run with second-quarter operating profit topping analysts' estimates....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Senate Delays Vote Because Someone Read the Fine Print

Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, says the DOJ has failed to satisfy his concerns about a deal to shield President Donald Trump and others from IRS tax audits....

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  Jul 30, 2026

China Mad U.S. Won't Let Them Ship Terminators

China's Commerce Ministry said Thursday the U.S. Federal Communications Commission has repeatedly ignored Beijing's restrained stance....

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  Jul 30, 2026

Zuckerberg Asks Investors to Guess Which AI He'll Actually Sell

For investors anxious to hear more about Meta's plans to make money from its big AI spending, Mark Zuckerberg said there's a trade-off....

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