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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Nov 04, 2026

Wayfair Wins Share of Market Where Nobody Is Winning Anything

Wayfair said its sales jumped 10% in the third quarter as the retailer posted its strongest quarter since the pandemic....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Trump Loses Congress, Keeps the Wars, Retains Veto

Democratic control of Congress could bring greater scrutiny of Trump’s handling of the Iran and Ukraine wars, while leaving him broad foreign-policy powers....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Novo Stock Pops Because Americans Would Rather Swallow Than Stop Eating

Novo posted quarterly earnings ahead of expectations early Wednesday as sales of its Wegovy pill blew past estimates...

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  Nov 04, 2026

Google Offers Schools Search Back, Just Add AI

After elected officials voiced outrage over Google turning off search at schools that ban AI, the company said search can be turned back on with AI Overviews....

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  Nov 04, 2026

Strand Pays $1.48M After Reading Everything Except the Fine Print

Nancy Bass Wyden, whose grandfather founded the New York City bookstore, had signed off on the PPP, which was off-limits because she is a senator's wife....

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  Nov 04, 2026

AMD Doubles Data Center Sales, Retail Traders Still Down Bad

AMD reported better-than-expected third-quarter results, driven by booming sales of AI chips...

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