, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 15, 2026

John Murphy Bravely Predicts Nothing Will Happen

Despite growing speculation that it won't be long until Chinese autos are sold in the U.S., John Murphy doesn't expect that to happen by 2030....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Kraft Heinz Discovers Cream Cheese Has Flavors Now

Philadelphia will release more cream cheese flavors as part of Kraft Heinz's turnaround....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Congress Pretends Charts Care About Testimony

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent may face questions on rising energy prices, Federal Reserve policy, government debt and the Trump team's economic agenda....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Brent Crude Pricing In Regional Stability Like It's a F*cking Myth

Oil extended gains amid reports of fresh Houthi strikes on Saudi Arabia and attacks by Iran on ships in the Gulf....

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  Sep 15, 2026

U.S. Government Announces It Finally Found Blockchain's Paper Trail

Two Chinese companies, are alleged to have used trading accounts in Binance to launder the illicit proceeds and funnel the funds to Tehran or its proxies....

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  Sep 15, 2026

Dutch Startup Raises $230 Million to Lose It Differently

Dutch startup Euclyd raised the funding in a round co-led by Samsung, Somerset Capital Partners, the Scaleup Europe Fund and Innovation Industries....

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