, August 03, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 29, 2026

Short Sellers Refuse to Blink, Remain Extremely F*cked

There has been virtually no short covering ahead of Microsoft's earnings report as bearish investors hold their positions....

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  Jul 29, 2026

Investors Discover Capital Expenditures Cost Money

Alphabet's free cash flow has turned negative, and the company lifted its capital spending forecast. Slower-growing cloud rivals report this week....

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  Jul 29, 2026

The Dow Rises Because Someone Had To

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Morgan Stanley Discovers the Dividend Filter on Yahoo Finance

Chief U.S. equity strategist Mike Wilson says the market rotation bodes well for quality stocks. The firm is overweight on these names....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Department of Energy Admits Barrels Get Old Too

The reserve has an authorized storage capacity of 714 million barrels, according to the Department of Energy....

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  Jul 28, 2026

Shein Discovers Regulators Still Read the Mail

Shein disclosed the FTC is investigating its U.S. business, but the nature of the probe is unclear....

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