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The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 28, 2026

Fed Does Nothing; You Told to Do Something

Just because the Fed didn't adjust its benchmark rate doesn't mean there's nothing you can do to improve your finances....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Anthropic IPO Proxies: Buy Things That Once Waved At It

Stocks with exposure to the AI company could win as traders buzz over the hot new IPO....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Billionaire Pays $1.4 Billion to Own a Frosty Machine That's Broken

Wendy's has endured a tough two-year stretch as diners eat out less often....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Stellantis Burns 4 Billion Euros, Stock Rallies 12%

European car giant Stellantis said Wednesday that it recorded a 4 billion euro ($4.5 billion) cash shortfall in the third quarter....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Magnificent Seven Files for Legal Separation, Keeps the Yacht

CNBC calculated the rolling 60-day correlation of daily returns for each of the 21 unique pairs among the Magnificent Seven....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Southwest Sells Last Chance, Again, For Your Dignity

Southwest is rolling out major changes to how you can earn elite status and its Companion Pass. Apply for a Southwest credit card by Dec. 2, 2026, to help earn the pass....

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