, September 20, 2026

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 14, 2026

Microsoft Promises to Be Good This Time, Probably

Microsoft wants to be seen as a responsible AI entity as it ramps up model development alongside partners Anthropic and OpenAI....

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  Sep 14, 2026

GOP Discovers Math After 40 Trillion Dollars

Some in the GOP are already disavowing raising the debt ceiling absent deep spending cuts as the national debt balloons past $40 trillion....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Elon Musk Sues Himself, Settles With Himself, Declares Victory

X Corp and SpaceXAI said they resolved a lawsuit against Apple accusing the company of violating antitrust practices by integrating ChatGPT into its devices....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Sam Altman Admits He Built Something He Cannot Turn Off

OpenAI's chief has made comments detailing how AI safety frameworks and a slowdown could work, as the industry unites behind concerns....

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  Sep 14, 2026

China Calls Tech CEOs Cowards, Asks Everyone To Please Share

Chinese state media's reports of the daily press conference also noted that all groups should work together for AI openness and inclusivity....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Saudi Arabia Discovers Pipelines Can Also Explode

Saudi Arabia temporarily shut the roughly 750-mile pipeline as attacks threaten a key alternative to the Strait of Hormuz....

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