, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 19, 2026

Countries Spend Billions Protecting Cables No One Knows Exist

Countries and companies are investing in technologies for underwater use amid concerns about the vulnerability of critical infrastructure on the ocean floor....

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  Sep 19, 2026

Google Builds AI That Immediately Does Crimes

The disclosure comes as scrutiny over misbehaving artificial intelligence intensifies in Washington and Silicon Valley....

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  Sep 19, 2026

China Summit Will Definitely Fix Your Portfolio, Says Idiot

The S&P 500 and the Dow Industrials posted weekly losses as investors grappled with rising yields. Next week's U.S.-China summit could be a wildcard for stocks....

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  Sep 19, 2026

Cramer Warns Investors This Week Might Contain Days

CNBC’s Jim Cramer said investors could be in for a relatively quiet week as Wall Street works its way through a historically difficult September....

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  Sep 19, 2026

Nscale Plans IPO, Retail Traders Dust Off Their Clown Shoes

Nscale is the latest artificial intelligence neocloud to turn to public markets....

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  Sep 19, 2026

Amex Offers Place to Park Cash Nobody Has

Amex Business Savings offers an above-average return, plus no minimum balance requirement or monthly fees....

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