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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Oct 28, 2026

AXP Platinum: Pay $895, Sleep Two Nights, Cook Pasta With Strangers

American Express adds Airbnb bookings and new benefits for Platinum and Business Platinum cardmembers, alongside tightening rules for a popular lodging credit....

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  Oct 28, 2026

Boeing Resets Expectations. Yours Were Already on the Floor.

Boeing reset investor expectations on free cash flow growth in the coming years. We're hopeful this represents a clearing event....

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  Oct 27, 2026

Amazon Asks Engineers to Please Stop Typing So Much at Robots

Amazon has rapidly integrated AI across the e-commerce giant's sprawling business operations under CEO Andy Jassy....

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  Oct 27, 2026

Margin Debt Slows. Retail Traders Run Out of Other People's Money

Slowing margin-debt growth could signal growing risks for stocks....

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  Oct 27, 2026

AbbVie Pays You to Wait for Its Next Humira

AbbVie is entering a new chapter of growth, fueled by its blockbuster immunology drugs and expanding neuroscience business. Investor Kevin Simpson shares why he's optimistic....

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  Oct 27, 2026

Honda Says Catastrophe Is Coming. Honda Is Cautiously Optimistic.

President Donald Trump has threatened to double tariffs on Canadian vehicles and parts from 25% to 50% if a trade deal is not reached between the two countries....

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