, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 14, 2026

The Number Everyone Watches Changes to a Different Number

The 10-year Treasury yield is closing in on 5%, a level last touched in October 2023. Strategists say the drivers behind higher yields are more important....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Shein Stock Tanks After Australia Recalls Product Nobody Knew They Sold

Shein's Hong Kong-listed shares fell as much as 10%, amid news that a contact lens product has been recalled urgently due to worries of contamination....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Cadbury Shaves Sixty Days Off Chocolate Timeline, Retailers Weep

Mondelez is expanding its chocolate manufacturing operations in Malaysia, with the company also seeing further room for growth across Southeast Asia....

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  Sep 14, 2026

Anthropic CEO Wants Slowdown Right After Someone Cuts Him A Check

As Anthropic meets with prospective investors ahead of its potentially historic market debut, CEO Dario Amodei is pushing for a slowdown in AI....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Baker Hughes Confirms Energy Companies Still Don't Read Headlines

Baker Hughes has yet to see higher borrowing costs slow investment in major energy projects....

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  Sep 13, 2026

Stock Futures Fall Because Investors Weigh Things Now

The three major averages are coming off a losing week....

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