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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 19, 2026

Shoe Company Loses Man Who Kicks Ball

Mbappe had been signed with Nike for roughly two decades, and his agreement with On is the first it has made with a soccer player....

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  Sep 19, 2026

Musk Agrees With Everyone While Disagreeing With Everything

In the past week, Musk has agreed with the CEOs of Anthropic and OpenAI, while getting contradicted by President Trump and Nvidia's Jensen Huang....

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  Sep 19, 2026

Newsom Declares War on Robot He Doesn't Understand

California Gov. Gavin Newsom and other 2028 Democratic presidential hopefuls have called for a more aggressive approach to addressing AI fears....

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  Sep 19, 2026

DuPont Bag Holders Form Committee to Define "Dip"

Every weekday, the Investing Club releases the Homestretch; an actionable afternoon update just in time for the last hour of trading....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Fed Discovers Hindsight After Bank Explodes

Fed Vice Chair for Supervision Michelle Bowman said a new report indicates the central bank's staff missed signs ahead of Silicon Valley Bank's 2023 failure....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Fed Changes Interest Rates, Experts Still Pretend to Know Things

Here's where the experts now see opportunities in the municipal market....

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