, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 11, 2026

India Buys Gas From America Because Iran Started A War

India's gas purchases from the U.S. have grown steadily, driven by Washington’s push to sell more American energy to the South Asian country....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Companies Discover Geography Exists, Move 200 Miles North

Lower costs, tax incentives and access to a larger market have seen a raft of companies shift operations to Malaysia from Singapore....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Frasers Already Owns 26% But Needs Permission to Buy the Rest

British retail group Frasers owns a roughly 26% stake in Hugo Boss....

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  Jun 11, 2026

Mercedes Pivots From Making Cars Nobody Buys to Making Tanks Nobody Needs

Mercedes becomes the latest European carmaker to turn to the defense industry in the hope that partnerships can revive the auto industry's ailing fortunes....

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  Jun 11, 2026

KKR Discovers Time Travel, Warns of Industrial Revolution

KKR said in its mid-year outlook Thursday that AI will drive economic growth for years to come, but only in specific sectors....

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  Jun 11, 2026

OpenAI Discovers Capitalism, Considers Lowering Prices

OpenAI is reportedly mulling drastic price cuts to its AI models, as it looks to woo consumers from rival AI company Anthropic, the WSJ reported on Wednesday....

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