, August 04, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

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  Jul 26, 2026

Credit Spreads Widen, Tech Bros Discover Debt Has Interest Rates

Wider credit spreads are coming, and they will pressurize heavily indebted segments of the tech sector....

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  Jul 26, 2026

Luxury Brands Discover Poor People Have Money Too

Higher-end retailers are trying to drum up business by pouring money into their outlet operations and attracting more lower-end shoppers....

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  Jul 26, 2026

Wall Street Analysts Recommend Buying Time Machines

Investors with a long-term horizon should look beyond the ongoing noise and focus on stocks that are well-positioned to generate strong returns....

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  Jul 26, 2026

Megacaps Report Numbers, Retail Still Can't Read Them

It's the most active week of the second-quarter earnings season, and comes at a critical juncture for the broader stock market....

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  Jul 26, 2026

Chocolate Companies Discover Marketing Still Costs Less Than Lowering Prices

Chocolate firms look to win shoppers back with premium products and social media trends after poor weather conditions, tariffs, and the Iran war hit sales....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Samsung Promises To F*ck Up $200 Billion Worth Of Chips

Samsung Electronics just signed a $200 billion partnership with Broadcom to make AI...

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