, August 04, 2026

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  Jul 25, 2026

Saudi Arabia Discovers Missiles Still Fly in a Straight Line

Saudi Arabia intercepted two ballistic missiles from Yemen, Greek security sources told Reuters, as fighting in a second front in the Iran war escalates....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Court Confirms Trump Cannot Fix Problem That Does Not Exist

The 1st U.S. β€ŒCircuit Court β€Œof Appeals rejected the request to ⁠lift an injunction several Democratic-led ⁠states ⁠secured from a ​lower-court judge....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Four Forces Sounds Like Someone Needed a Listicle

Investors navigated everything from escalating tensions in the Middle East to key tech earnings reports to healthcare developments....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Nerds Drive Cross-Country to Watch Movie Slightly Larger

Moviegoers are traveling, lining up and paying premiums to see Christopher Nolan’s β€˜The Odyssey’ in scarce Imax 70 mm screenings....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Maine Democrats Replace Senate Candidate Mid-Race, Surely a Sign of Strength

Democrats see Maine as their best chance to flip a Senate seat this year because it is a competitive race in a state that President Donald Trump lost in 2024....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Beekeeper Discovers Retirement Not Priced Into Honey Futures

Being a beekeeper is harder than ever, but David Bradshaw is determined to protect his hives....

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