, August 04, 2026

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  Jul 25, 2026

Trump Discovers Lawsuits Cost Less Than Brazilian Coffee

President Donald Trump has renewed a flurry of tariffs, including slapping 25% duties on Brazilian imports and vowing 50% tariffs on goods from Canada....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Tech Bros Rediscover Copy-Paste, Demand Federal Oversight

Distillation has long been a topic for AI wonks, but it's become a hot-button issue of late as techies and lawmakers debate how it should be regulated....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Kuwait Discovers Oil Can Be Sold More Than Once

Kuwait Oil will enter joint venture with the three global giants in a lease-and-leaseback structure for a 20.5-year period that includes a volume-based tariff....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Financial Advisors Explain How to Lose Money Correctly

There's a right way and a wrong way to use cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin for portfolio diversification, financial advisors and market analysts said....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Amazon Has Momentum, Which Is Another Word for Price Going Up

Amazon will post quarterly results next week, and the e-commerce and cloud giant has momentum going into the report....

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  Jul 25, 2026

Morgan Stanley Recommends Buying Right Before Price Goes Up

Morgan Stanley says these stocks due to report soon have plenty of upside ahead....

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