, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight β€” no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 11, 2026

Two Guys Who Love Sanctions Ask Friends to Ignore Sanctions

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian and Russian President Vladimir Putin criticized Western sanctions and asked the BRICS bloc to deepen trade ties....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Guy Selling Phyllo Dough in Parks Accidentally Invents Business Model

The 30-year-old entrepreneur behind Good Baklava went viral for handing out free pastries after New York Knicks games and selling to strangers in local parks....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Trump Sides With Skynet, OpenAI Employees Side With Survival

Trump said he isn't concerned AI could cause human extinction as researchers at leading AI companies warn about rapid advances and lawmakers propose safeguards....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Situational Awareness Buys Calls on Companies Nobody Can Spell

Situational Awareness has been buying options positions in stocks including Advanced Micro Devices, Bloom Energy and Coreweave, sources told CNBC's David Faber....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Germany Accepts $46 Billion to Host Other People's Servers

The UAE plans to invest 40 billion euros ($46.4 billion) in Germany, with data center infrastructure a key part of the package....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Chase Offers Idiots $1,000 to Apply for Credit Cards

Two of Chase’s primary business cards currently offer a bonus of $1,000, but it’s ending soon....

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