, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 11, 2026

Cramer Discovers Bonds Exist, Markets Panic

CNBC's Jim Cramer said the 30-year Treasury yield is a key force driving stocks as it climbs to roughly 5.3%....

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  Sep 11, 2026

Cloud Infrastructure Revenue Doubles, Stock Edges Up

Oracle's results for the quarter came in stronger than expected, as did its revenue backlog....

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  Sep 10, 2026

BLS Picks Arbitrary Day to Release Arbitrary Number

The Bureau of Labor Statistics will release the August consumer price index report at 8:30 a.m....

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  Sep 10, 2026

OpenAI Replaces People Who Were Already Replacing Themselves

OpenAI launched ChatGPT for Financial Services, targeting the labor-intensive research, modeling and pitchbook tasks traditionally handled by junior bankers....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Mortgage Rates Rise, Home Buyers Discover Waiting Still Free

The average rate on the 30-year fixed mortgage crossed over 7% for the first time in more than a year, as home prices continue to rise and sales drop....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Boring Company Digs $3 Billion Hole in Desert

The Boring Co.'s latest $3 billion financing round was led by the United Arab Emirates....

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