, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 10, 2026

Starbucks CEO Discovers Cafes Look Like Sh*t After Two Years

Starbucks is now two years into its turnaround under CEO Brian Niccol....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Amazon Cargo Pilots Ignore Warnings, Discover Gravity Still Works

The NTSB said pilots continued with the landing of an Amazon cargo plane despite pilot and cockpit warnings about approach speed ahead of its Miami crash....

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  Sep 10, 2026

ABC Pulls Senate Interview After FCC Threatens Equal Time for Morons

ABC has come under increased pressure from the FCC, and the Trump administration has raised concerns about equal air time for political candidates....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Josh Brown Discovers Line on Chart, Names It

Josh and Sean review two stock pullbacks they believe are refreshers rather than rally-enders for both names....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Supreme Court Confirms Gerrymandering Still Legal When You Lose

The U.S. Supreme Court rejected a push to use Missouri congressional maps backed by President Trump ahead of November midterm elections....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Goodell Discovers You Can Renegotiate Contracts Every Decade

The NFL has an opt-out clause at the end of the 2029-30 season in which it can resell and redistribute its media rights....

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