, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 10, 2026

Three Assets Fall After Traders Remember Math Exists

Precious metals were firmly in negative territory, as fears about inflation and the Federal Reserve's interest rate path weighed on investor sentiment....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Automakers Discover Scarcity Sells Better Than Cars

Pandemic-era shortages are still pushing up used car prices, and automakers learned lessons from that time that stands to keep supply tight...

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  Jun 10, 2026

Oracle Call-Buyers Optimistic About Largest Loss Since Pandemic

There's reason for optimism, judging by bullish options flows around stocks that do better when interest-rates stay lower, and call-buyers who are prepared for the biggest move in Oracle since Covid....

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  Jun 10, 2026

Meta Rents Indian Server Farm, Calls It Strategy

Meta signs a deal with Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries to lease an AI-enabled data center in India....

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  Jun 10, 2026

California Discovers Politicians Still Run for Office

Republican Steve Hilton has won enough votes to advance to the general election, the Associated Press determined Tuesday. He'll face Democrat Xavier Becerra....

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  Jun 10, 2026

China Steals AI Code Nobody Understands Anyway

U.S. cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike said China-based entities made over half of state-sponsored cyberattacks on tech firms for artificial intelligence assets....

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