, June 14, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. No chart left unread.

  Jun 12, 2026

Bitcoin Drops Again and Morons Ask the Same Question

The cryptocurrency's latest selloff is forcing investors to revisit what role, if any, bitcoin should play in a portfolio....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX IPO That Doesn't Exist Gets Tesla Merger Nobody Asked For

As SpaceX prepared to hit the Nasdaq following its record IPO, Elon Musk's second-in-command didn't dismiss the possibility of a Tesla tie-up....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Stock Now Available to People Who Can't Read a Prospectus

Investors will can hold SpaceX stock by virtue of owning shares in certain mutual funds and exchange-traded funds....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Shotwell Tells Investors Something After Years of Doubt

Gwynne Shotwell, long Elon Musk's second-in-command at SpaceX, spoke exclusively with CNBC ahead of her company's highly anticipated IPO....

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  Jun 12, 2026

Judge Demands Sworn Proof Government Killed Its Own Fund

A judge gave Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent a week to submit a sworn declaration the DOJ fund was not going forward....

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  Jun 12, 2026

SpaceX Employees Discover Whiteboards, Call Them AI

Wealth advisors say SpaceXers have unique ways of addressing their financial challenges, including whiteboarding, troubleshooting and AI....

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