, September 20, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 18, 2026

Trader Discovers Value Menu Was About Stocks All Along

McDonald's announced this week that it is revising its U.S. value strategy after recording its slowest sales growth in more than a year....

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  Sep 18, 2026

NASA Discovers Rocket Companies Like Money

SpaceX is getting an extension to an existing contract that will allow three additional crewed Dragon flights to the International Space Station....

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  Sep 18, 2026

CEOs Line Up to Watch Two Old Men Eat Soup

Dimon and Fraser join OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, Nvidia chief Jensen Huang and others who are reportedly planning to attend the Trump-Xi state dinner....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Six Auto Trade Groups Beg Government to Do Their Job For Them

Leaders of six major auto trade groups joined to sign a letter to the president....

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  Sep 18, 2026

AI Labs Asked to Grade Their Own Homework, Respectfully Decline

A coalition of over 100 AI experts are urging independence and transparency from Anthropic, OpenAI and other foundation model labs to conduct evaluations....

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  Sep 18, 2026

Salesforce Conference Attendees Discover Time Travel

At Salesforce's annual mega-conference in San Francisco, attendees said they get enough value from older AI models....

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