, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 10, 2026

Economists Correctly Predict Thing That Already Happened

The producer price index was expected to rise 0.4% in August, according to the Dow Jones consensus forecast....

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  Sep 10, 2026

ECB Raises Rates During U.S.-Iran War Nobody Mentioned Until Now

The central bank is contending with rising prices, the consequences of the U.S.-Iran war and surging government borrowing costs....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Wealthy People Discover Scarcity Still Applies to Them

The Iran war and the AI boom have created a crowded market for mineral rights and other energy assets....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Nasdaq Bets $100 Million That You'll Buy Jpegs of Apple Stock

Nasdaq is making a big bet that tokenization of stocks and other assets are becoming part of the plumbing of the stock market....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Oracle Options Traders Confuse Hope With a Strategy

If ever there were a stock that captured the hopes and fear of the AI trade, it's Oracle....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Researchers Beg Bosses to Stop Building the Killbot

There is growing concern globally about the capability of AI, following numerous cyberattacks and security incidents in recent months by rogue models...

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