The Noise

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The Noise

Jul 24, 2026

Oracle Convinces Pentagon That Software From 2016 Still Counts

Oracle will supply on-premises software to the U.S. Department of Defense....

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The Noise

Jul 24, 2026

Oil Hits $100 and Suddenly Everyone Remembers Maps Exist

After staying flat as the U.S.-Iran war heated up again, equities tumbled on Thursday after oil prices crossed $100 per barrel....

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Jul 24, 2026

Intel Posts Great Quarter, Investors Respond by Lighting Money on Fire

Intel's revenue jumped 25%, the most robust growth for any period since the third quarter of 2011....

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Jul 24, 2026

Power Grids and Missile Strikes Now Qualify as Market Catalysts

The update comes as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy welcomed strikes on a key missile components facility in the Russian city of Kirov....

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Jul 24, 2026

China Saves OpenAI From Itself Using OpenAI's Playbook

The origin of the model Hugging Face used to combat the rogue AI is turning heads....

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Jul 24, 2026

Trading Partners Discover Diplomacy Still Beats Reading Charts

U.S. trading partners have rejected the forced labor rationale behind Trump's new global tariffs, while most signaled plans to keep negotiating....

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