, August 04, 2026

The Noise

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  Jul 24, 2026

Credit Card Rewards Now Substitute for Actual Financial Planning

Save on going electric with credit cards for charging and the best insurance policies for EVs....

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  Jul 24, 2026

Tech Billionaires Discover T-Rex Bones Are Inflation-Proof

The major auction houses racked up nearly $10 billion in sales in the first half, marking one of the strongest-ever starts to the year....

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  Jul 24, 2026

TikTok Shocked to Learn Children Use Children's App

ByteDance's TikTok has been charged with breaching EU online content rules due to design features that could expose children to predators or cyberbullying....

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  Jul 24, 2026

Volkswagen Discovers Cars Cost Money to Make

German auto giant Volkswagen on Friday reported weaker-than-expected second-quarter profit and revised down its sales forecast for 2026....

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  Jul 24, 2026

CEO Warns Americans Will Pay More For Pills They Can't Pronounce

CEO of Indian pharma company Dr Reddy's has warned that Trump's proposed tariffs on generic drugs will make them more expensive for patients....

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  Jul 24, 2026

Trump Cites Forced Labor, Partners Cite Bullshit

U.S. trading partners have rejected the forced-labor rationale behind Trump's new global tariffs, while most signaled plans to keep negotiating....

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