, June 19, 2026

The Noise

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  Jun 09, 2026

Stellantis Invents New Parking Category for Fire Hazards

Stellantis said the recall covers 2021 through 2025 model-year Jeep Wrangler SUVs and Jeep Gladiator trucks....

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  Jun 09, 2026

Airline CEOs Fly to Brazil to Confirm Planes Still Expensive

Airline CEOs met in Rio de Janeiro at IATA, the International Air Transport Association's annual meeting....

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  Jun 09, 2026

GSK Spends $10.6 Billion to Avoid Admitting Their Pipeline Sucks

The deal comes at a time of biotech dealmaking frenzy, driven by looming patent cliffs, newly buoyant public markets and drugmakers' race to bolster pipelines....

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  Jun 09, 2026

Perplexity CEO Schedules Failure Four Years in Advance

Perplexity CEO Aravind Srinivas' comments come after AI giant Anthropic confidentially filed to go public....

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  Jun 09, 2026

USDA Secretary Discovers Screwworms More Competent Than Texas Ag Chief

Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller lost his bid for a fourth term in a March Republican primary, despite Trump's endorsement....

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  Jun 09, 2026

Asian Markets Copy American Homework, Get Same Grade

In the U.S., chip stocks powered gains on Monday, helping the S&P 500 gain 0.3%, while the tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite advanced 0.86%....

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