, September 21, 2026

The Noise

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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 10, 2026

GOP Hosts Convention for People Who Didn't Show Up

Republicans hope to build momentum as they sag in the polls ahead of November's midterm election, but some vulnerable candidates skip the event....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Advisors Recommend Selling What Went Up, Buying What Went Down

With stocks near all-time highs and bonds selling off, it's likely a good time for investors to consider rebalancing to their target risk, advisors said....

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  Sep 10, 2026

Congress Bans Itself From Doing Thing Trump Did 21,000 Times

Trump disclosed more than 21,000 trades in 2025, while the House-passed restrictions Republicans are promoting apply only to Congress....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Barclays Analyst Discovers What Ctrl+F Does

Barclays raised its year-end S&P 500 target, citing 'standout' earnings season led by tech and durable AI-driven growth....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Trump Invents New Calendar Where Elections Control Commodity Markets

President Donald Trump said energy prices that have been elevated due to the Iran war will not come down until after the midterm elections....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Hollywood Charged You More and Called It a Record

The domestic box office posted a record-breaking summer movie season, which was bolstered by an extra week of ticket sales and higher-priced premium screenings....

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