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Sardonic takes on the headlines. Every CNBC article, stripped of the hype and served straight — no spin, just what actually happened.

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  Sep 09, 2026

Wolfe Research Discovers Tax-Loss Harvesting in September

Mutual funds often start ditching their biggest losers in mid-September. Wolfe Research has a list of likely candidates that could see sharp declines....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Jeweler Announces People Still Buy Overpriced Rocks

Signet Jewelers lifted its annual profit forecast off the heels of continuing demand for luxury goods, causing shares to rise 20%....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Rams Spend Five Years Teaching Australians About Losing

The Rams spent five years building their brand in Australia. This week, Los Angeles will face San Francisco in the NFL’s first regular-season game Down Under....

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  Sep 09, 2026

LightStream vs SoFi: A Loan Comparison for People Who Can't Decide Anything

LightStream may be better for longer terms, while SoFi could be a better fit for existing members who qualify for a rate discount....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Covenant Learns You Can Raise Billions If You Promise Death

Founded in 2024, Covenant is speeding up lower-cost missile manufacturing for the U.S. military....

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  Sep 09, 2026

Vlad Tenev Explains Property Rights to a Movie Theater Chain

Robinhood's Vlad Tenev said public companies can’t control financial products built around their stock while acknowledging token holders don’t get voting rights....

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